wait a second let me sort this out it should only take a moment sorry gosh this is awkward

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.

I’m super proud of this one, so click through and continue the adventure!

louheart:

“are you sure you want to do this babe?  I mean it is your first time… i can wait.”

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carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

butactuallyy:

let me make that 666 favorites.

butactuallyy:

let me make that 666 favorites.

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

Wake Me
Bleachers

-theperfectmistake:

Wake Me - Bleachers || "I can’t believe I captured your heart… If you’re lonely, wake me." 

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

never-look-back-we-said:

Britney Spears, everyone!

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues