"can you wrap this present for me"
the fact pete quit the band for a day and patrick had to convince him to come back the fact that pete has responded to a fan on tumblr about posting his naked photos the fact that pete had to call someone out at a show about his nudes is ridiculous man and i mean i’m guilty of reblogging them a year or two ago and laughing but when the man himself is saying hey stop this and you keep going that’s gross just please stop
- Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
- Me: this ain't a scene it's a
- Officer: dont u dare
- Me: gOD
- Officer: stop
- Me: dDAMN
- Officer: SToP
- Me: ARMS
- Officer: rACE
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP