wait a second let me sort this out it should only take a moment sorry gosh this is awkward

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

[x]

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

naturallyanomalous:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."

I absolutely love everything about this.

naturallyanomalous:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."

I absolutely love everything about this.

wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

dailytylerhoechlin:

Tyler Hoechlin for August Man Malaysia August 2014 issue.(x)

majortvjunkie:

He walks among us

majortvjunkie:

He walks among us

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase