wait a second let me sort this out it should only take a moment sorry gosh this is awkward

red-lipstick:

Nicolas Demeersman aka Pretty Punk (b. 1978, Seclin) Worldwide ongoing Fucking Tourist series 2009-2014 Captures The Resentment Of Locals With A Simple Gesture. (Info with each pic)

imposterbeenfostered:

how to listen to twenty one pilots

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

anarchoskeleton420:

collective-solace:

i think I have a problem with impulse glass buying..

you will never convince me that that’s not a dildo

anarchoskeleton420:

collective-solace:

i think I have a problem with impulse glass buying..

you will never convince me that that’s not a dildo

Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan/ace
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

"

I fight Rape Culture because
When I told my ex boyfriend about my rape
He ‘forgave’ me.

I fight Rape Culture because
I saw my baby sister age overnight
As she told me about her best friend getting molested.

I fight Rape Culture because
My closest friend was abused as a child
And he told nobody but me.
It took him 13 years to open up.

I fight Rape Culture because
My friends admit to letting their partners fuck them when they don’t want it
Then laugh it off as typical male behaviour.

I fight Rape Culture because
Saying that you’re raping someone is perfectly acceptable
If you’re playing a video game.

I fight Rape Culture because
Men tell me they are insulted when women walking in front of them start to walk faster.
As if their ego is more important than our safety.

I fight Rape Culture because
If I tell somebody their rape joke isn’t funny
I am told that I’m uptight.

I fight Rape Culture because
It won’t die out
Unless we kill it ourselves.

"
I Fight Rape Culture
Lomticks-of-toast.tumblr.com (via lomticks-of-toast)
"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."
note to self (via bl-ossomed)

kanyes-wife:

ratgod:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

oMG THAT’S PORNSTACHE

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

petervquill:

This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.

lowkey-gay:

shartichoke:

thebluelip-blondie:

susemoji:

Never like their tacky clothes anyways

What the hell

bye zara

What the actual fuck

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?""Trey Songz!!!"

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"